I swear he looked like osama?

guys, i swear i was walking down the park with a couple of my cousins the other day on the weekend right near the school playground when all of a sudden i saw a tall guy that looked about 50ish in a turban and a black beard. He totally resembled Osama Bin Laden! And to make matters more interesting, right behind the school was a forest with dense trees, etc. It would have been the epitome of the perfect terrorist training ground for taliban holy warriors. I was pondering about whether or not to call 911 but my damn cousins felt that was unneccessary. Could it be that Osama is already here without our knowledge????